Perl 6

"I'll take Perl 6 for $200, Alex!"
[Perl 6]
"What is the next major upgrade to the Perl programming language?
...Perl 6 for $400"
[My talk]
"What is an overview of the most important new features being added to Perl 6?
...Perl 6 for $600"
[A quick look at the rationale, history, and design process for the project]
"What will I start the talk with?
...Perl 6 for $800"
[Examine (short) examples of code that illustrate how Perl 6 improves on Perl 5]
"What will I do for most of the talk?
...Perl 6 for $1000"
[not implies("serious $_" => "boring $_") for $talk]
"If this is a serious talk, why the weird abstract?"